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college drinking toasts


", "To being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple!". ", "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. It's not as sweet as a woman's lips, Here's to a family history of alcoholism. //2011-15-05: Crazystudent Be warned, though: a few may not be suitable for all audiences, so choose wisely.

We use that one sometimes on special occasions. first things first rest in peace uncle phil, I'm an asshole I'm an asshole I'm an asshole thru and thru. Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! May we always mingle in the friendly bowl, "Here's to all the poor people, because without them we'd never look rich. A friend of mine shared this one with me a while ago.
Feel the rhyme! If drinking beer, Could bring her back here, I'd drink the damn place dry, Yes, I'd drink the damn place dry! Then again it might just be one of those racial stereotypes. And to the man who picks up the check. College fun, humor, jokes!

With the chapel bell to put in it

Here's to our hostess considerate and sweet;Her wit is endless, but when do we eat? She steals all your money and drinks all your booze. Full well we know Irish toasts are riddled with colorful phrases about life, happiness, luck, and drinking. Let out your inner poet with this "ship" lyric. Both for wit and knowledge,

Explore fun and witty toasts for St. Patrick's Day and beyond. "Here's to looking like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and f*cking like porn stars".

A toast that ends, "She ain't got a cherry, but that ain't no sin, since she's still got the box that the cherry came in", good at weddings?!

Edit: a letter. and if those we fuck begin to fuck with us, reformatted also because I wanna remember this. Go ahead and see the movie, you'll be glad you did. - From a time of stocks and pillories.

-W. E. P. French. Here's to the breezes that blow through the trees, That blow the skirts off of young girls' knees, Which lead to the sights that sometimes pleases,

Keep your head cool and your feet warm, On Wednesday and Saturday night, sir,

I'd drink to ev'ry fellow who comes far and near; I'm a rambling wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer!

For I'm a rambling rank of poverty, I'd drink to ev'ry fellow who comes far and near; In the immortal words of Ogden Nash, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.". I don’t give a damn Tomorrow we'll get sober.

To drive dull care away.

And a son of a Gambolier. From Animal House to Old School, college parties are depicted on the big screen as disgusting, booze-filled, panty-dropping, park your car on the lawn epic events.

... Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. And from seven to one, at night, they say, Not quite a toast... but this reminds me of an experience at Oktoberfest a couple years ago when a bunch of Germans asked us our traditional American drinking toast. Here's to swearing, lying, stealing and drinking. I do a bit of drinking, and I'm looking for a new toast. Get on up, its bobsled time!"

Here's to the lass who serves the drinks, And to the man who picks up the check.


To paraphrase Tom Waits, "May I always have a free bottle in front of me, and never a pre-frontal lobotomy.”.

To honor, with honor, for honorif u cant cum in her cum on herHere's to the men we love the best We love them best when they're undressedWe'll fuck 'em sitting, standing, or lyingIf the had wings, we'd fuck them flyingAnd when they're dead and long forgottenWe'll dig 'em up and fuck 'em rotten, College Students, College Life, Humor, College Fun.

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