Krampus whips Donnie to death. “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” was nominated in nine categories, winning three awards including Best Feature and Best Director, at something called the FANtastic Horror Film Festival in San Diego. All of the cops meet at Harry’s old bar to discuss the case.
The movie’s biggest middle finger is directed at the collective industry of indie film itself. “From the nightmares of Clive Barker” comes… stories that were written by Adam Simon and Brannon Braga? Elsewhere, young Donnie Baker angrily pulls Santa’s beard while sitting on his lap. Astoundingly, “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” finds a way to sink even lower than its predecessor thanks to the tone deaf tastelessness of Santa Claus photographing bound children before they are flogged to death by Krampus, as well as a lazy shock “twist” involving incestual rape to tie the two films together.
Until then, forget lumps of coal. When he wakes, Natasha and Stuart hold him prisoner alongside Lori. Astoundingly, “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” finds a way to sink even lower than its predecessor thanks to the tone deaf tastelessness of Santa Claus photographing bound children before they are flogged to death by Krampus, as well as a lazy shock “twist” involving incestual rape to tie the two films together. It takes more than witches to make the movie read like it wasn’t inspired by an average afternoon of “Rawhide” and “The Rifleman” reruns on MeTV. I’ll call it “quiet horror.” Too quiet, in fact. I have next to no desire to discuss the movie at all. Stuart dispatches his girlfriend Natasha and henchmen T.J. and Trevor to find Jeremy so that he can avenge his brother’s death. Those of us aware that “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” is actually a sequel to “Krampus: The Christmas Devil,” or worse, sat through the entirety of that low-rated DTV disaster (review here), know too well what terrible experience lies within. That misleading “2” in the title no doubt counts on accidental purchases to pad profits. Never mind for a moment that viewers are attracted through questionable means of coattailing a Hollywood production. Pity any poor person who mistakes “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” for a sequel to Michael Dougherty’s big-budget “Krampus” starring Adam Scott (review here). I’ll accept any accusation that I should have known better. He tries to shoot Santa and then himself, but his shotgun is out of shells. All Rights Reserved. Fool me once, fool me twice, and all that. To buff up the word count to a full-length review, I’ll pull some tidbits off the internet and comment on those instead. Stuart snaps Dave’s neck, at which point Krampus enters and attacks Stuart.
This holiday season, I’m thankful for running out of room in my review of “Krampus: The Christmas Devil” to christen it the worst holiday horror movie I had ever seen, because this film easily earns that title.
LeslieProducer: A.J. The belt buckle on forest-set survival/slashing setups is fixing to burst and blind horror fans in one eye from the force of its flight. Little does he know, this lack of festive spirit has unleashed the wrath of Krampus: a demonic force of ancient evil intent on punishing non-believers. In which case, we’ve only ourselves to blame for the self-inflicted punishment of willingly walking into the follow-up anyway. Leslie, Mike Mili, Tiffani Fest, Paul Ferm, Darin Foltz, Melantha Blackthorne, Ben Berlin.
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The film burns a hot brand with witty writing and gonzo gore whose fun-filled attitudes easily overshadow pesky technical shortcomings. Double dipping is my fault. Santa comes to Krampus’ lair and torments the captive children. With KateLynn E. Newberry, Tiffani Hilton, Robbie Barnes, Roger Conners. Brian Hatt’s brother Stuart learns that Jeremy Duffin has returned. Krampus abducts Donnie Baker from his home. The Krampus creature looks like an emaciated Sweetums from “The Muppets” after being disfigured in a fire.
Dave shoots the henchman. Jeremy gets free.
All Rights Reserved. Krampus kills Monk and captures Jeremy. 39 people contributed $3,537 to a crowdfunding campaign on Fanbacked. Anyone on your naughty list should be forced to watch this execrable excuse for a movie.
Gil, Harry, Paul, and Dave surround the Kelly house. Jeremy calls Gil to meet him and Monk there. Hoping to find clues to his daughter’s disappearance, an ex-cop helps hunt down a yuletide monster that punishes kids who've been naughty. Jeremy and Monk search Trevor’s car and discover Stuart instructed everyone to rendezvous at the Kelly house. Jeremy finds the abducted children in Krampus’ hidden lair at the Kelly house.
Call “Amulet” a slow burn if that helps calibrate personal perspective. Featuring an ensemble cast that includes Adam Scott (TV’s Parks and Recreation), Toni Collette (Little Miss Sunshine), Allison Tolman (TV’s Fargo) and David Koechner (Anchorman), this is a wonderfully dark and subversive \"must-¬see film.\" –WEGOTTHISCOVERED.COM (Original Title - Krampus) - 2015 Universal Studios. Hulu touts BOOKS OF BLOOD with the tagline "From the Nightmares of Clive Barker," but it's really brought to you by…, Blu-ray/DVD New Releases - October/November 2020. Lori notices Natasha staking out the scene from a distance. $71,463 more and “Krampus 2” would have reached its goal.
Natasha brings Lori to Stuart. Five years after the murder of his wife and disappearance of his daughter, former police officer Jeremy Duffin is brought back to help in the hunt for a yuletide monster that punishes children that have been "naughty." Directed by Eddie Lengyel. Stuart’s thug trio arrives. Lori follows Natasha and ends up captured.
Donnie’s mother Amy frantically seeks help. Nowhere is there a sincere sign of commitment. Everyone is called to the Baker house. Yet these filmmakers squander their open avenue of access to an audience by selling themselves as couldn’t-care-less purveyors of crap growing progressively more unwatchable. While unconscious, Jeremy dreams of having sex with a masked woman in a blood ritual overseen by Santa and Krampus. With Shawn C. Phillips, R.A. Mihailoff, Tiffani Fest, Melantha Blackthorne. - Terms of Use - Privacy Policy. In that one regard, “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” does not disappoint. It's Christmas time in Cleveland, Ohio and four young ladies are on the verge of completing their mandatory thirty days of community service. Studio: ITN DistributionDirector: Jason HullWriter: Jason Hull, A.J. Leslie, Darin FoltzStars: Rich Goteri, R.A. Mihailoff, A.J. Stuart shoots T.J. in the head for failing to capture Jeremy.
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